We’re a misanthropic curmudgeonly bunch of bastards on the whole here at the Spurt - it’s not so much an outlook as a totally ingrained way of life.Yet even our cold, flinty inhuman hearts were defrosted just the teeniest little bit last night by the triumphant rebirth of Eduardo, Arsenal’s Brazilian-born Croatian striker, who celebrated his return from a horrendous year-long career-threatening injury by banging a couple past Cardiff.
Okay easy meat perhaps but it was as heart-warming as watching a lickle orphan being reunited with their long-lost, rich (and hopefully not too paedo) uncle after years of neglect.
Altogether now aaaaw....
Anyway with Walcott due back any moment and even Cesc on the road to Wellville, the question is being asked: could the Arse mount a late spurt for the title?
Answer: erm nope, but it might at least ensure a top four finish and piss on Martin O’Neill’s chips. Should be an interesting run in for the also-rans.
Elsewhere: England from 51 all out to 566-9 declared in just seven days? Choose your mainstream media cliché from the list below:
1) Zeroes to Heroes
2) What a Difference a Week Makes!
3) Colly gives Windies the wobbles
Answer 3) Obv - we're wasted here you know...
3 comments:
Ouch, that looks really painful.
I reckon had they had Eduardo, Rosicky and Fabregas all season it would have made a big difference - they might have been in fourth place by now.
Awaits Mitch's reposte....
Easy, Houli is a Gooner, welcome.
If they had finacial vaults as deep as Sir Alex's wine cellars, well who knows, they would all have red cheeks too.
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