We're in a bit of rush today, what with that cursed real work n all, so instead of our usual mix of awful puns, strained similies and a liberal sprinkling of knob gags, we're going to offer you a small selection from the World of Spurt Classified sections:
For Sale
Soul of English cricket, has been on loan to wealthy mustachioed Texan 'benefactor', but now returned as unwanted gift. Normal offices closed due to criminal investigation, so please dial 1-800-MASS-FRAUD and ask for big Al,
Pedal Power
Stand out from the crowd with this highly unique one-of-a-kind black and gold Trek road bike. A real speedster though pedals show signs of excessive wear. Comes with specially adjusted saddle and own Human Growth Hormone carrier attachment. Urgent sale, buyer to collect. Email: lancesride@backofalorry.com
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NEW! We're so achingly Web 2.0 we've now got our own Facebook group, spurt your love and become a member here.
Johnny also does: www.johnnyhardcore.com
Spurt Till It Hurts!
We've now got a cousin! If you like Spurt with a bit more of a gaelic/Irish flavour, then why not head on over to Spurting Ireland, for Scott's take on the world of Irish spurt.
NEW! We're so achingly Web 2.0 we've now got our own Facebook group, spurt your love and become a member here.
Johnny also does: www.johnnyhardcore.com
Spurt Till It Hurts!
We've now got a cousin! If you like Spurt with a bit more of a gaelic/Irish flavour, then why not head on over to Spurting Ireland, for Scott's take on the world of Irish spurt.
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