All quiet on the Spurting Front

Not too much on the spurting radar today, so we’re bottom feeding off scraps essentially and that loud grindy sound you can hear is the bottom of the barrel being not so much scraped as well and truly rubbed down and given a good sanding.

Where to begin then? Oh yes Michael Vaughan’s assertion that The Fred has ‘the X Factor’ did briefly catch our eye, but then we thought shouldn’t that be The Ramps in Strictly Come Skating on Ice’s Got Talent?

Now we’re just confused.

Perhaps we’re thinking of Who Dares Sings? Paul Collingwood could enter singing ‘Only the Lonely’?

Anyway at least there’s plenty of decent transfer footy gossip to get stuck into as the Merry Go Round not so much revolves but engages Turbo and whirls into the outer ionosphere.

It’s like the intro to the classic Soap ..... Ronaldo goes to Real, but only if they can flog Robinho to Chelsea which might in turn might release Drogba to Milan, which would set up Ronaldhino to depart for Manchester City.

Confused? You will be... up until that last one it was all starting to sound vaguely plausible.