We were going to talk about the cricket today, celebrating KP’s splendid century and a half, Bell’s equally impressive 100 and perhaps lob in some gently teasing on SAF’s alleged fearsome foursome, perhaps rebranding them as the failsome foursome.
But frankly we couldn’t let this one pass...
We were prepared for the Christiano Ronaldo saga to drag on and on and on, with claim, counter claim, pouty statement, assorted hissy fit and the odd hairdryer interlude, but frankly this one takes the Rich Tea and dunks it into a scalding hot cup of Rosy before ramming it roughly down the cake hole.
Frankly the quotes coming out from the Ronny camp this morning are beyond parody (naturally though we’ll give it a go), as he agreed with Sepp ‘Fat Cat’ Blatter that, yes, he was a virtual modern slave at Manchester United.
Yup we agree Ron, you’re a slave. It’s almost exactly the same as those poor benighted souls who endured the Middle passage.
The resemblance is eerie.
Okay they sported leg irons rather than diamond studs, they weren’t paid the best part of 100,000 a week for nancying around like a show pony and their most difficult decision wasn’t which sports car should I buy today, but rather is there enough room to lay down and die before I arrive in Dixie.
But apart from that virtually the same, yeah.
Crass, petulant, egotistical and self-absorbed to a point that would make even Narcicus a deep shade of crimson on his behalf, yup Ronny has virtually the complete game for Real Madrid.
He may be a brilliant footballer, but that statement proves Ronny scarcely passes muster as a human being....
Take the £70m United, let it end and make Ron do one...
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Perspective please! Blatter made the comments. Yes, Ronaldo is dim, greedy and/or badly advised. But he exists only to play football. God knows what the purpose of Blatter is.
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