Labour’s 1983 general election manifesto was famously described as ‘the longest suicide note in history’, well today we’ve discovered one of the spurting shortest.Take a bow Crystal Palace’s 18-year-old winger Ashley-Paul Robinson, who posted details of an impending move to Fulham on his Facebook page saying “Ashley-Paul is goin fulham on monday. If I pull dis off im on dis ting.”
Ashley-Paul’s grasp on language may be rudimentary and his approach to punctuation charmingly cavalier, but his real Fail0r was to grasp the intricacy of privacy settings and his message came across loud and clear to the legions of Palace fans outside his circle of immediate friends.
Palace boss Neil Warnock was flinty hearted in his response saying, “We feel it’s probably better if he looks elsewhere to further his career.”
It’s believed Ashley-Paul’s change of status message to the rather contrite ‘Ashley Paul has been very naughty lol’ is unlikely to win him a reprieve .
Elsewhere filed under Tales of the Bleeding Obvious, gap toothed former wonder footballer Ronaldhino has given his strongest hint yet via former Brazilian legend Dunga that he’ll be eschewing the delights of Man City for AC Milan.
Well quelle-friggin-surprise.
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