Thursday, 4 September 2008

Making it up...

Carefully considered thought-provoking insight and analysis into the hidden workings of the spurting world, or just making it up as we go along?

Hey we just write it, you decide!

So we welcome to One Liner Thursdays, the first and possibly only in an occasional series
where we take random shit words and events from the muddled pronouncements of top sporting figures and provide a scurrilous and/or sarcastic retort IN ONE LINE. Haha.

Imagine us as a sort of spurting digestive tract, ingesting quotes, facts and happennings, passing them through our acidic filter and them excreting them out as any old shit.

Ahem anyway, first up South Africa coach Micky Arthur and his excuse for the 4-0 drubbing by former One-Day also-rans England. Over to you Micky, “We are trying to identify a brand of cricket to play in one-day cricket and then identify players to pick to play that kind of brand."

Yup, Micky the brand you’re trying to identify? That would be the winning one. Next!

Aha, new Everton signing Louis Saha has offered to work for free until he reaches full fitness,

It’s sure going to be a long lean winter in the Saha household.

And finally, Brazil legend Pele thinks new Manchester City signing Robinho needs 'counselling' for turning down Chelsea and moving to Middle Eastlands.

Fair enough but we’re sure that 160,000 smackers a week means at least he won’t have to slum it in Group.

Badum-tish.

More One Liners coming soon, well as soon as we run out of other ideas anyway.

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