A weekend’s sojourn into the pastoral idyll of the New Forest does wonders for our fearfully depleted mental reserves, but leaves little time for sporting endeavours.However on our return late Sunday evening, we did notice this little ad squirreled away in one of the darkest corners of the net.
"For Sale: Wor Club"
Frightfully used football club. Long mileage, low record of success, few modern redeeming features. No previous careful owners and now being offloaded as no longer wanted. Requires large rudder but comes free replica shirt with King Kev no.1 on the back (XXL).
Optional Extras include: Totally unrealistic fan expectations, belief that TV pundit can become Geordie messiah and free poison chalice.
Would suit: Anyone able to pour bottomless pits of cash straight into the Tyne.
Contact M. Ashley Sports Tat Direct c/o USA”
Sounds attractive non? Any takers?
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