It’s Monday again – and you can tell it’s not exactly been a glittering galaxy of spurting entertainment over the weekend when the top story is Darren Bent’s last minute sitter in the Spurs v Pompey love in.With such a lack of meaty spurting goodness to tuck into, we’re so short of material we could be a Hollywood starlet’s red carpet dress.
Fortunately swinging a five iron to the rescue comes news of Craig Bellamy’s impending transfer to middle Eastlands with Man City’s sultans of bling apparently offering 14million notes for the perpetually angry Welsh hitman’s services.
Bellamy’s a decent enough player on the pitch and scores a plenty, but off it, comes with so much baggage they’ll need a camel train to transport it up there.
A huge ‘I won’t play again’ sulk on Friday is the latest in a long line of career highlights which has encompassed a caution for common assault, abusive texts to Alan Shearer: “Your legs are gone. You're too old. You're too slow." (similar criticisms could made of his current MOTD performance) and ultimately trying to sink a putt into John Arne Risse’s cakehole.
Still, in a career which has previously spanned Norwich, Coventry, Newcastle, Celtic, Blackburn Liverpool, it’s never likely to be boring. Bellamy will probably do well under Sparky them being united by Taffdom, but future regimes? Who knows.
Anyway, one thing seldom mentioned in today’s coverage is how potential team mate Kaka will view the signing?
He won’t want to wake up in the middle of the night with a post-Stella Bellamy on the rampage and lining up to tee off his forehead.
1 comment:
Good footballer but clearly a rat-faced scumbag, at least he has a sense of humour:
"Clyde midfielder Darren Sheridan accused Bellamy of taunting him about his wages: 'You'll be doing my garden in the summer', Bellamy is alleged to have told the veteran Clyde player."
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