A world weary sigh escapes our lips today over the ongoing saga of Should I stay or should I go? Cristiano ‘Ronnie’ Ronaldo the world’s most exciting playerTM and his ongoing and very public flirting with Real Madrid, which would quite frankly put the cast of We’re All Nymphos Come Hither and Shag Us Big Boy* to shame. Despite Sir Alex Ferguson’s direst warnings about Real’s very public courting (pot, kettle anyone?) and even ‘Saint’ David Beckham warnings, Ronny’s apparently now finally made up his little mind (no changing, no turning back, finally, definitely, promise) to head Bernabeu-wards for £75m in fees, a 150k a week after tax (wtf?), hotter
The waters have most definitely been muddied by Ronnie’s curiously bi-lingual approach to the problem, ask him in Spanish and he’s all ‘Si senor, I will be there mañana,’ ask him in English and it’s ‘nay lad I’m staying as I’m addicted to black pudding, fat lasses and European cups’.
So like that famous conundrum when confronted by a hot tub full of willing nubiles, which way should he ultimately swing?
Well we simply report, it’s you, the readers who ultimately decide.
*This is not an actual real porno, but given that title we made up perhaps it should be?
1 comment:
Leaving for a Spanish team = early retirement. Good luck winning the European cup any time soon with Real Madrid or Barcelona.
To followers of underachieving teams, signings take the place of trophies. No surprise that every time an election looms at Barcelona or Real, suddenly they are in the hunt for the last/next world player of the year...
In any case, if Ronaldo doesn't want to stay then Utd should sell him. The idea of having someone on the books that isn't committed is difficult to take.
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