Friday, 15 February 2008

Schizo schizo England...

Well just like a puppy repeatedly dry humping your leg... we couldn’t be content to make a start and just let it lie.

Still any day when England win is a good day in our book and Paul Collingwood’s men finally ahem triumph in the land of the Kiwi and post their first one-day win. About frickin’ time, say we.

Honestly England used to be rubbish at ODIs but we could live with that after winning the Ashes in 2005 - the first time we believe since cricket was played in top hats.

Then over the past year, we decided to be appalling at Tests but good at ODIs winning thrillingly at home to India 4-3and then 2-1 away in Sri Lanka before confusingly becoming rubbish again over the course of the last week.

Not content with that, England briefly then decided to be good at Twenty20 less than a week ago – great but only about six months too late for the first Twenty20 World Cup when it might have done some good

Why can’t we just make up our minds? Perhaps we should go back to being rubbish all the time – it was less confusing then.

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