Pot, kettle, Harbhajan, Hayden

More cricket hilarity today so adopt your campest tone and shout ‘bring me my handbag, for I must smite the foe'.

Yup Aussie bully boy Matthew Hayden is back in action again, issueing a piss poor dissing to India’s Harbhajan Singh following Sunday’s ongoing India Vs Aus spat part 457, where he called the off-spinner an ‘obnoxious weed’ in this Aussie radio interview.

Hardly the most stunning example of mental disintegration is it? Steve Waugh will no doubt be revolving in his coffin – (not that he’s dead, just a crap little pun for you cricket fans out there).

Besides, hello? Hayden labelling anyone obnoxious?

'Apparatus for producing steam to Boiling device, your looking a touch noirsh today!'

Looks like Hayden’ll be feeling a bit crook too (as we believe the Aussie parlance goes) as he’s been given an official reprimand by Cricket Aus.

"I maintain my innocence ... but I'm guilty as charged but I respect and accept the decision," said the Aussie opener, who’s clearly as adept at Doublethink as he is at swatting harmless medium-pacers into the stands.